Halloween

Halloween

Do not wear matching costumes with your significant other. This special night should celebrate the juxtaposition of unlikely pairs, such as Cleopatra and The Hamburglar or a public option for healthcare and budget surplus.

EXCEPTION: Interracial couples should dress as Michael Jackson across time. Shamon.

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